The attribution conversation has become a séance. We sit in a darkened room, pass our hands over a dashboard, and ask the spirits of the third-party cookie which channel really did it. The dashboards reply, in a voice we've trained them to use, that it was the channel we already wanted to spend more on. Everyone nods. No one is entirely sure what just happened.
This talk is a practical reset: what attribution actually is (an estimate dressed in a percentage), what it has never been (truth), and how to run a marketing program in a world where the measurement infrastructure you grew up with is being slowly removed without ceremony.
Expect specifics, not a doom-loop. We'll cover the three measurement postures that survive the cookieless transition, the org structures that support each, and the sentence you can use in your next QBR to stop a bad attribution argument before it starts.